this is a rant. go away. 

“Oh, I already knew it, he’s gayer than ever gayed in gayland.”

“This is brand new information.gif”

“Why is everybody else shocked?”

OKAY, SO YOU KNEW BEFORE HE SAID SOMETHING. CONGRATULATIONS! DO YOU WANT A FUCKING COOKIE? Thanks for completely missing the point. Asshole.

“I was gonna marry him! WHY ARE TEH HOT BOYS GAY!1!”

“Oh noes, my fantasy is ruined!”

“I can turn him!!”

YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE ANYWAY. SIT DOWN!

Chris: Wow. Just small daggers to the heart.